This is "page" four of my scroll dedicated to bathroom etiquette: Thank the Gods for Indoor Plumbing. It makes a lot more sense if you read it from the beginning as well as read the introduction in the first description! Beginnings of the scroll
The text reads: Lysola
She is the Goddess of disinfectents and other bathroom sanitation products. Those the fumes of Her labors may singe the hair in our nostrils, She deserves veneration for the millions of germs She so gleefully vanquishes from our bathrooms as well as for the pine fresh scent and shiny surfaces She leaves in Her wake.
Yes, I know that the link didn't work at first. I was hoping to upload the whole batch before my bellydance class, but I didn't make it! It should be operational now though.